Words cannot describe how much I wanted to ram this son of a bitch. This is because words cannot describe how much I hate the University of Florida Gators. Illiterate assholes.
Of course, I almost did end up ramming him, as I was getting my phone out to take this picture and failed to see him brake. Fortunately, I was able to stop (my Saturn would not have fared well after hitting him). Hitting him would have been awwwwkward.
Yes, that's a Gator trailer-hitch cover.
/would totally spend that kind of money for a Razorback one....if I had a trailer hitch.
/and the gas station to the right is my local Circle K, where strange things are often afoot.