Yes it was raining. Yes, I was approaching an intersection. Yes, I was taking my eyes off the road to recklessly photograph a douchebag in a Mustang GT. But, it was bumper to bumper traffic, cars were in the intersection, and I couldn't enter, so I safely stopped and pulled out my Blackberry to photograph LVMYGT (Love my GT? I don't know if that's a demand that I love the GT, or if that's a statement that the driver loves his/her GT).
At lunch, I saw another newer Mustang with the plate, MUAHHH. I wasn't sure if that was the sound of an exaggerated kiss, or an attempt at an evil genius laugh (which is normally Muahahah).
Either way, I have definitive proof that Mustang drivers are stupid with money.
not even that much money...
ReplyDeleteLove my GT? This is further proof of the existence of auto-eroticism not being a term for masturbation, but for unnatural sexual acts with motor vehicles.
ReplyDeleteThe Italians have been doing it for years. Why do you think they make such beautiful cars? After all, they want them to look better than their women (which, admittedly, is not hard).
ReplyDeleteThe Germans obviously don't do it, you can tell because their cars obviously follow a function-before-form model.
Snap - I took a similar photo on my crackberry the other day. It too was of a mustang with a douche behind the wheel. The only difference is that I took mine from the other side of the car.
ReplyDeleteUndoubtedly due to the fact that you drive on the wrong side of the road?
ReplyDeleteNo Lerm meant from the other side of the car, ie the inside. He was being self deprecating.
ReplyDeleteCoz I'm so modest!
ReplyDeleteGT might mean Giant Trevally which are a great fighting fish.
ReplyDeleteGigantic Turd. Not something you want to be fighting.
ReplyDeleteI love having gigantic turds. With age they are as costly as gold!
ReplyDeleteEither that, or Lermontov was the passenger, and said to the driver, "hang on, I want to record you for posterity."
ReplyDeleteGT can also mean Georgia Tech, which, unlike the University of Georgia, actually graduates university students who know how to read.
Indie, a million years from now, an archeologist is going to find one of your gigantic turds and put it into a museum.
Keep an eye out for the Mustang Convertible drivers- they seem to do the worst with their money in my area
ReplyDeleteSteve, you're too sweet to me.
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