Seen in front of the nearby Taco Mac while going to lunch (by the way, I'd like to give a shout-out to my corporate Amex.....I love you baby, more than you'll ever know) was a bright red car that could only have been driven by a female college student or a single woman in her 40's:
Such license plates devoted to pets (you know, the kind with an almost uncomfortable devotion to pets) usually come with a sticker somewhere that says, "My child drinks from the toilet" with a picture of a Scottish terrier or Dalmatian, but I saw no such pro-cat stickers on this car. Which leads me to make one of the two following conclusions:
1. Her nickname is Kitten.
2. She likes kitties. And I mean that in a genitalic way.
I suppose the car could've been new, and she just hasn't gotten around to putting stickers proclaiming her love for the North American Shorthair or Russian Blue or Manx.
I doubt it though.