Tonight, while watching the Chicago Blackhawks play the Minnesota Wild (we're talking the National Hockey League, to those who looked at those two team names and stared blankly), and came across the name of one Cal Clutterbuck.
I will not debate this. This is the greatest name in all of sports history. This is better than Anfernee Hardaway, Hakaan Loob, and Misty Hyman put together (note, I'm not including former Major League baseball player Rusty Kuntz, as his name clearly belongs in a separate class).
I will bet anyone any amount of money that his locker room nickname is Clusterfuck. I would be willing to travel to Minneapolis (normally the last place I'd ever want to travel) just to attend a Wild game and, upon seeing him score (which happens rarely), yell out "CAAAAAAL CLUUUUUUUTTERBUUUUUUUUUUCK!" I'm praying that ol' Clusterfuck becomes a 40-goal scorer so that he becomes a household name (as much as a household name that a professional hockey player can become in the United States, of course).
If you think you have a better name (other than those that belong in the Rusty Kuntz class, of course), let's hear them. Especially from you Rugby and Cricket fans.