Thursday, May 20, 2010

Real Life TFLN

I got this text message from my brother earlier today. I'm debating whether or not to submit it to TFLN.

"Woke up this morning with, what I think to be, a booger in my ear. D (his wife) claims that once I flicked a booger on her in my sleep. Do you have similar sleep issues?"

I could only reply with, "No. No I do not."

Even if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't admit it. The biggest sleep issue I had was when I was a kid and talked in my sleep. Apparently my dad once peeked in on me thrashing about in my bad, and I was saying, "No! No! Bi....Bionic....Bionic Bigfooo......" Thankfully I haven't talked in my sleep in years, I can't imagine the kind of crap I'd say. Probably "you call that a tackle?" and "Dammit, if you don't shoot, you won't score!" Or worse.

Bon Jovi lyrics.


  1. "When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you..."