tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post3086149066623380488..comments2024-03-10T03:35:46.588-07:00Comments on Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday: I need a few good insults.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-11066425739433418672009-05-03T20:00:00.000-07:002009-05-03T20:00:00.000-07:00Oh hell yes I did. It would've saved a lot of tim...Oh hell yes I did. It would've saved a lot of time had I simply stayed in the tub of water. But, I got an amazing upper body workout lifting myself out of the water.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-84092464179116784442009-05-03T17:52:00.000-07:002009-05-03T17:52:00.000-07:00Did you get dunked plenty?Did you get dunked plenty?LERMONTOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995215599478471912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-83199549578879803442009-05-03T12:19:00.000-07:002009-05-03T12:19:00.000-07:00I had them on file. Unfortunately, that file was ...I had them on file. Unfortunately, that file was safe and sound at Journalspace.com until the whole thing went tits-up in December. <br /><br />I still have the entry in the archives, but the comments are gone.<br /><br />The insults provided above were very helpful, I used 5 good ones in a solid rotation.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-91605265907097512262009-05-01T13:53:00.000-07:002009-05-01T13:53:00.000-07:00Didn't we go through this last year? You really sh...Didn't we go through this last year? You really should keep your insults on file!LIZARDOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228998446926520967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-8792519348791723142009-05-01T08:47:00.000-07:002009-05-01T08:47:00.000-07:00hahaha! classic, ian!hahaha! classic, ian!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-85247883409741305512009-05-01T07:54:00.000-07:002009-05-01T07:54:00.000-07:00Hmmm....that could be interesting. "You stink at ...Hmmm....that could be interesting. "You stink at throwing softballs, but you might have a potential career as a drummer in a rock band from Sheffield England!"Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-89346065828671851312009-05-01T07:08:00.000-07:002009-05-01T07:08:00.000-07:00So I guess any references to drumming for Def Lepp...So I guess any references to drumming for Def Leppard would also be out?Nicsboy2https://www.blogger.com/profile/12846530095146965548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-29585137079106429402009-05-01T05:44:00.000-07:002009-05-01T05:44:00.000-07:00I will be using all 3 of Lunamors.
I would use Am...I will be using all 3 of Lunamors.<br /><br />I would use Amanda's suggestion of Stephen Hawking, but that might require alcohol.<br /><br />Natalie, your 2nd one is absolute golden, I can use that on any adult. I could use it on kids, but it might make some cry, or their parents very angry. All of the kids I coach would think it funny, as would their parents.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-17729888988566686772009-04-30T20:27:00.000-07:002009-04-30T20:27:00.000-07:00Your throws are about as effective as shooting dow...Your throws are about as effective as shooting down an F-16 with a slingshot!<br /><br />Only your Mum would call you an athlete.Natalia the Russian Spyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14212332023055043476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-38857086001259073152009-04-30T20:07:00.000-07:002009-04-30T20:07:00.000-07:00Steve, please refer to my response over at Abe Fre...Steve, please refer to my response over at Abe Frellman's re Belinda Neal.<br />Also you could channel Havock.<br />"MAN UP aND throw EM LIKE ya gOT A pair."<br />"You CANT THROW COS you're a BIG BLOUSE"<br />"CALL THAT A THROW? MY PET WOMBAT CAN THROW bettr THAN THat!"Therbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02152748667559020695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-86443425810216071242009-04-30T15:46:00.000-07:002009-04-30T15:46:00.000-07:00yeah.. i got nothing. nothing clean. i'm forever...yeah.. i got nothing. nothing clean. i'm forever in trouble when i go home because i forget kids aren't little midget adults and continue to curse like a sailor in front of them. oh well. they'll learn it somewhere..what's better than family?<br /><br />good luck. let us know what you end up using..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-71465142381596042552009-04-30T13:45:00.000-07:002009-04-30T13:45:00.000-07:00I LOVE Amanda's idea, though yeah, I doubt the kid...I LOVE Amanda's idea, though yeah, I doubt the kids would get it, lol.<br /><br />"What's the matter, afraid you'll break a nail?"<br /><br />"I've seen better arms on a chair."<br /><br />"I knew I could have worn my good suit for this."Lunamorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13329285391266508138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-48629204185083873882009-04-30T10:43:00.000-07:002009-04-30T10:43:00.000-07:00You call that a thrown my granny throws better tha...You call that a thrown my granny throws better than you.<br /><br />No wonder you never made the baseball team with a throw like a girl.<br /><br />I just can't think of anything that's not an insult above a six year olds intellect!mr-stuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10989666907398725006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-7869948332861797662009-04-30T06:52:00.000-07:002009-04-30T06:52:00.000-07:00"Jim Abbott had a better right arm than you."
Of ..."Jim Abbott had a better right arm than you."<br /><br />Of course you will need to make sure that it is a right-handed person throwing when you say this.<br /><br />This is effective to people around our age but not offensive to kids since they will not even know who he is.Nicsboy2https://www.blogger.com/profile/12846530095146965548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-50604374691213510682009-04-30T06:16:00.000-07:002009-04-30T06:16:00.000-07:00Would it be lame if I told every one of my players...Would it be lame if I told every one of my players (who will all be there trying to dunk me), "good thing I'm your soccer coach and not your softball coach, or I'd be VERY EMBARRASSED!"?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-81501766773303740332009-04-30T05:51:00.000-07:002009-04-30T05:51:00.000-07:00Yell out to every guy, "good to see that you broug...Yell out to every guy, "good to see that you brought your wife and my kids!".<br /><br />Kudos to Rod MarshLERMONTOVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995215599478471912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-29848084220656795812009-04-30T05:45:00.000-07:002009-04-30T05:45:00.000-07:00Kooona....I kahn doo an Austrian aksent. I kahn s...Kooona....I kahn doo an Austrian aksent. I kahn sount fery Oesterreichen.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-75879070122633916632009-04-30T05:43:00.001-07:002009-04-30T05:43:00.001-07:00Simon, the last time that phrase was ever used, Do...Simon, the last time that phrase was ever used, Dom DeLuise was punched in the nuts.<br /><br />So....errrr....no thanks. I don't want to rely on that screen holding up.<br /><br />Claire, this is suburban Atlanta, not a whole lot of rednecks around, although it's in fashion so I could call a bunch of kids hippies. Not sure if they'd get it though.<br /><br />Amanda, since JS deleted, so did all the ideas from a year ago, so I'm casting the line out again for ideas. I like yours, but young kids might not get it, and with my luck, I get the one kid whose dad is dying from ALS.<br /><br />I should've known the Aussies wouldn't have had anything clean.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544216856514863432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-17863910771344912032009-04-30T05:43:00.000-07:002009-04-30T05:43:00.000-07:00Call them all "girly men" in an Austrian accent. ...Call them all "girly men" in an Austrian accent. That always gets a laugh. <br /><br />If it doesn't, just scream "pussy" at the top of your lungs. Be that guy...its always fun.Konahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17078350319509576477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-3069326937296401962009-04-30T03:37:00.000-07:002009-04-30T03:37:00.000-07:00The ‘suitable for six-year-olds’ creates a bit of ...The ‘suitable for six-year-olds’ creates a bit of a problem. You could just go for something more farcical, such as throwing up your arms across your face and as someone is taking aim at the target, and screaming “Not in the face! Please, not in the face!”Simon Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515986779205716110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-21316762411700074062009-04-30T02:10:00.000-07:002009-04-30T02:10:00.000-07:00If you see some goth kids you could make cracks ab...If you see some goth kids you could make cracks about vampires being out in the sunlight? I dono, that might be a little lame. Maybe some g-rated yo-mama jokes? <br /><br />Actually, i'm not very good with insults. <br /><br />If there are a lot of rednecks around, stick with hippie cracks. If they have a good sense of humor, they'll probably just flash a peace sign and laugh as they wonder off. If they're a true redneck, they'll probably dunk you a couple times.Sound Echohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13225935836162974542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-59284379590317102122009-04-30T01:25:00.000-07:002009-04-30T01:25:00.000-07:00All I got is yeehaa-baitin'. You throw like a Demo...All I got is yeehaa-baitin'. You throw like a Democrat, you throw like it's an undeniable scientific fact we're descended from apes, your mother watches PBS, that sort of thing.Dr Yobbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032085614743539793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-65332945589790175082009-04-29T22:36:00.000-07:002009-04-29T22:36:00.000-07:00Lets see, you're in the south so...
Any guy with ...Lets see, you're in the south so...<br /><br />Any guy with hair that is past his ears, you could call a hippie.<br /><br />Rednecks hate hippies. Its a known fact.Sound Echohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13225935836162974542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-49449966590880466892009-04-29T21:37:00.000-07:002009-04-29T21:37:00.000-07:00Wow, it doesn't seem like very long ago that you w...Wow, it doesn't seem like very long ago that you were on JS, asking for insults to dole out.<br /><br />*nostalgia*<br /><br />"It's nice to see that your motor skills are returning, Mr. Hawking! That physical therapy is bound to pay off eventually!"Mandazoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14749033737294167670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183315192721941079.post-78996928889750487562009-04-29T21:31:00.000-07:002009-04-29T21:31:00.000-07:00Clean eh? Hmmmm, let me see. Aaaahhhh, nupe can't...Clean eh? Hmmmm, let me see. Aaaahhhh, nupe can't use that.<br /><br />Sorry Steve, I nothin'.Nautilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03709472759179704843noreply@blogger.com